Sunday, May 15, 2011

Moto Surf!

SURF NINJAS
Ordinary World: Johnny is just like any other teenager his age. he goes to highschool, surfs, skate boards, and loves to have fun. "everyday we do the same thing, we eat breakfast, did you do your homework, then we fight."
"thats right dad, breakfast, homework, fight."

Call to Adventure: "remember that guy you said would come if we didn't eat our vegetables? he's here."
"thats not the boogey man, thats a homicidal killer."
Shortly after their mentor Zatch arrives, ninjas attack their restaurant. Johnny and his brother are able to make it out alive but their father, mac, is kidnapped.

Refusal of the Call: Zatch tells Johnny and his brother of their lives in Patusan and how Johnny will become king and a great warrior, and his brother will become a prince and a seer.
"portisan!? you mean those toilets at construction sites? I give up the throne."
They call Zatch a maniac and go home.

Meeting with the Mentor: Zatch takes Johnny to Patusan to find the knives of kwantzu. once they find it Zatch begins training Johnny to become an even greater warrior.

Crossing the Threshold: Johnny, Zatch, Adam, Iggy, Lt. Spence, and Ro-may take a ship to the island of Patusan.

Tests, Allies, Enemies: At first Johnny thinks that Lt. Spence is a bad guy who is going to take him back home, so everyone gangs up on him and knock's him out. they handcuff Lt. spence and stick him in the back of the ship. he escapes the handcuffs  "how did you get out?"
"i had a key."
"Where we searched you?!"
"i swallowed it last tuesday."
"whoa! how did you know you were gonna need it?"
"i swallow it every Tuesday"
They take Lt. Spence in as an ally.
Johnny also finds out colonel chi is the one who has kidnapped Johnny's father and is keeping him hostage. Colonel chi is now public enemy no.1.

Approach : Johnny doesn't know how to get to the other island so he asks the help of all the patusan people to make surf boards from the trees and surf their way to the next island.

Ordeal: The final battle has commenced and either colonel chi or Johnny will die. They are both standing on the edge of a pool of water and Johnny pushes colonel chi in. he is electrocuted immediately.

Reward:Since Colonel Chi is dead, Johnny regains the country and he is now king over Patusan.

The Road Back: Johnny is now crowned royalty in Patusan and are starting their new "ordinary world" in their native land.

Resurrection: While Johnny is giving a speech to his people one of the enemies starts climbing up the stairs to the people. so Johnny goes to take care of it. "news flash! your side lost!" Then the man gives up and rolls back down the stairs.

Return with Elixir: "kwan soo dudes!" These are the inspirational words that makes the whole country cheer but johnny doesn't know what it means "must mean free beer or something" and johnny's first act in running the country is "lets put my face on a stamp and call it a day."

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Anything but Ordinary

Enter heroine: Emma Bunton.  She spends her days having conversations with her 14 cats, color coordinating her jelly beans that the kids from next door bring her (but only because she pays them to), and spinning her cat's hair into yarn to knit sweaters out of. She is very accomplished for a 22 year old.  Tuesdays are usually the day when the neighbor kids bring the beans, but this Tuesday was different.  Princess, the head cat, got out.


Should she wait at the window for Princess to come home?
Should leave leave the rest of the kitties home and go out to find her pretty Princess?
How the #$*@ did Princess become the head cat?

Friday, May 6, 2011

blurbed!


Album of the year 
by The Good Life

The Chelsea girl meets bachelor no. 2 and they fall in love. Everything seems to be perfect, like their love will last forever. Until  one day the Chelsea girl packs up her stuff and leaves and bachelor no. 2 never understood why she left. Only that he laughs to fight back the tears.

Almost
by Bowling for Soup

A boy looks back on his life. He tells about all the things that he could of done. where they for the better? not necessarily. but the things he remembers the most was that he could have almost had the girl, if she would have only loved him too.

Bohemian Rapsody
by Queen

A man has committed murder and is on death row. He might be able to escape death if only he was rich and famous. for he would have the money to get someone to help him with his plight but alas, he is not. he is only a poor boy who will be executed as the victim's family watches.


I'm Ready
by Jack's Mannequin

A man goes through this horrible relationship and the girl is ready to leave him, but despite all this hell he has gone through, he is leaving it all behind and allowing himself to succumb to change, whether it be a new person, or any new experience.

You don't really know me
by Ben Folds ft. Regina Spektor

A boy and a girl fall in love. As times goes on they find that they were blinded by love and that the relationship was mostly in their heads. They never stopped to realize they never really knew the other person.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

This is for you.


This is for the bugs that are always stepped on
This is for the ones that think life is too long,
so they decide to take it.
This is for class clowns that joke to get noticed.
This is for the one that has so much potential but feels no one will notice.
Dream big.
This is for the future teacher.
This is for the future cheater.
This is for the future stripper, comedian, and fire fighter.
Dream big.
This is for the one too young to have a dream.
This is for the one right out of high school trying to find their dream.
This is for the one that is much too old that people say they are not allowed to  dream.
Dream big.
This is for the one that has seen the bottomless pit of hell.
This is for the one that every time they see the light they start to fall again.
Dream big.
Wake up from your nightmares and dream big.
Dream big for a better future,
even though you know there might not be one.
Dream big for the impossible.
Dream big that you might become unstoppable
that nothing will get in your way
that things will get better some day.
Whether you are at work, sleeping on the streets.
Whether you are in denial, in prison, or somewhere giving a victory speech.
Dream big.
Just because you've failed and there seems like no reason to go on,
Just dream big.
If you think you've done everything there is to be done.
Dream bigger.
Because no matter who you are or what you've done,
there is always enough time to have one more dream.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Great Gandhi!


Gandhi's words sit in the back of my mind.
I keep them there just in case someone is in need of inspiration.
My mind is just a child's piggy bank.
collecting a penny a thought on the inside
collecting a layer of dust on the outside.
 a result of being unused.

I don't remember what it feels to have new thoughts to come inside.
I don't remember what it feels like to become rich in thought.
I yearn for the sound when something new is received.
"clink. clink. clink."
That is the sound of my dreams.

I feel like I should do something with my thoughts.
I feel like I should share the wealth.
But I keep forgetting how to voice my opinion.
When I open my mouth I expect rainbows!
but the only thing that comes out is vomit.
real vomit. word vomit.
whats the difference?
They are both unwanted substances.

When will we own ourselves completely?
most definitely not now.
The world is not ready for me to own my vomit words.
 So I will stick with those painted pink pony words.
that make so many happy.

And then I'll put back my piggy bank.
put it back in the back of my mind.
because the world isn't ready for it yet,
but tonight is not the last time it will see the light.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

let me sing you a story


 Album of the Year
By: The Good Life
 Link to Lyrics

Plot: The boy meets the girl, then the girl leaves the guy.
Character: Some Chelsea girl and bachelor # 2
Conflict: the girl feels smothered by guy.
Theme: Romance, it doesn't always work out.
Setting: The ladies room stall outside of town in Iowa.


 Almost
By: Bowling for Soup
Link to Lyrics

Plot: This kid talks about things that could have been in his life.
Character: Homecoming queen, the singer, the girl he almost had, the drug dealer.
Conflict: The conflict was that he never could get the girl.
Theme: You'll lose things you love most if you don't go for them.
Setting: High school, jail, prison, life.